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    at my birthday party, my family gave me a coffin “to be prepared.” i simply thanked them and said i’d use it to bury all their memories instead.

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    The air in Eleanor Vance’s Charleston home was heavy, thick with the scent of gardenias and old money. For her eightieth birthday, the historic house was dressed to the nines, its mahogany bones groaning under the weight of forced pleasantries. Silver gleamed, crystal refracted the late afternoon sun into a thousand tiny rainbows, and on every available surface—the mantelpiece, the grand piano, the towering bookshelves—sat the silent, smiling ghosts of the Vance family.

    Photographs, framed in silver and gold, chronicled a dynasty. There was Robert, her son, shaking a politician’s hand, his own smile as hard and polished as his Italian leather shoes. There was Catherine, her daughter, cutting a ribbon at some charity gala, her expression one of practiced benevolence. Grandchildren followed: graduations, weddings, christenings. A museum of milestones.

    Eleanor sat in her high-backed wing chair, a small, still point in the swirling eddy of her own party. She watched her children, now in their fifties, as they moved through the crowd. They weren’t conversing; they were appraising. Robert paused by a grandfather clock, his fingers tracing the inlaid wood. “This piece alone could fund a year of college for little Timmy,” he murmured to his wife, loud enough for Eleanor to hear.

    Catherine, meanwhile, ran a manicured nail over a set of porcelain figurines. “Mother has such exquisite taste. We must make sure these go to a home that truly appreciates them.” Her eyes met her brother’s across the room in a flash of silent, rapacious understanding. They treated her not as their matriarch, but as the aging curator of a collection they couldn’t wait to liquidate.

    Eleanor’s gaze drifted to a single, unpretentious photo on her side table. It was of her and her late husband, Arthur, taken on their wedding day. Arthur’s smile was genuine, a brilliant, life-affirming thing. He would have hated this. He would have seen the brittle smiles and the calculating glances for what they were. “Oh, Arthur,” she thought, the words a silent prayer, “you wouldn’t recognize them. Or perhaps, you always knew.”

    Her eyes then fell upon the object in the corner of the room. It was massive, taller than a man, and draped in a single, seamless sheet of white fabric, like a shroud. It had been the subject of nervous jokes all afternoon. Her grandchildren had nicknamed it “the monolith.” It was, her children had announced with theatrical flair, their grand gift. A collective present. The anticipation they tried to manufacture felt as synthetic as the fabric covering it.

    The small talk eventually died down, the clinking of glasses subsided. Robert clapped his hands together, a sound too loud and sharp for the genteel room. “And now,” he boomed, a game show host in a Brooks Brothers suit, “the moment we’ve all been waiting for! Mother, your gift from all of us.”

    Catherine glided to his side. “We wanted to give you something truly… permanent,” she cooed, her voice dripping with an insincerity so thick it was almost viscous. “Something practical, but also a statement piece.”

    With a shared, self-satisfied smirk, they each took a corner of the white sheet. With a synchronized pull, they whisked it away. The fabric rasped as it fell to the floor, pooling like spilled milk.

    There, in the corner of her sun-drenched living room, stood a coffin.

    It was made of simple, elegant pine, polished to a soft sheen. The craftsmanship was undeniable—clean lines, sturdy construction. It was, in its own morbid way, a beautiful object.

    A collective gasp rippled through Eleanor’s friends. Two of her oldest bridge partners looked at each other in undisguised horror. But her children and their spouses beamed, awaiting applause for their audacious, tone-deaf gesture.

    Robert broke the suffocating silence with a choked, artificial laugh. “Happy birthday, Mom! We thought you’d appreciate the craftsmanship. You know… to be prepared!”

    Catherine chimed in, patting the smooth wood as if it were a new car. “It’s artisanal! Locally sourced pine. Think of it as your final bespoke accommodation.”

    The room plunged into a silence so profound it felt like a physical weight. Every eye was on Eleanor. She didn’t scream. She didn’t cry. The faint, age-spotted tremor in her hands simply… stopped. A preternatural calm, the kind found in the eye of a hurricane, settled over her. She rose from her chair, her movements fluid and deliberate, and walked toward the obscene gift.

    Eleanor approached the coffin, her small frame silhouetted against the afternoon light. She ran a hand along the lid, her touch surprisingly gentle. The wood was smooth, warm. She circled it once, her expression unreadable, before turning to face her smiling, expectant family.

    She smiled back. It was a terrifying smile, a perfect, bloodless arrangement of facial muscles that did not touch the cold granite of her eyes. “Thank you, children,” her voice was clear and steady, without a hint of its usual frailty. “It is a very well-made box. Very… practical.”

    Robert’s chest puffed out with pride. He had mistaken her composure for appreciation. “Only the best for you, Mom.”

    Eleanor held his gaze, then slowly, deliberately, let her eyes travel from Robert to Catherine, then to each of her grandchildren, lingering on their faces for a moment too long. It was not a look of love, or even recognition. It was the look of an appraiser making a final, damning assessment.

    “I have so often wondered what to do with all these old memories,” she said, her voice now taking on a strange, liturgical cadence. Her gesture encompassed the entire room, the walls papered with their faces. “So much clutter from a life already lived. But now I know.”

    She paused, letting the silence stretch until it was taut with tension.

    “I shall use it,” she announced, her voice soft but carrying to every corner of the room, “to bury all memory of you.”

    A nervous titter went through the family. A joke. It had to be a joke. “Oh, Mother,” Catherine said with a dismissive wave of her hand, “always so dramatic.”

    But Eleanor was no longer looking at them. She turned, her back straight, and walked with a steady, unhurried pace to the grand fireplace. Her destination was the large, silver-framed photograph of Robert’s wedding day. It was the centerpiece of the mantel, a testament to the continuation of the Vance line.

    Without a word, she lifted the heavy frame from its perch. In the dead silence of the room, the only sound was the slight scrape of metal against marble. She held the photo for a moment, not with nostalgia, but with the detached air of a librarian deaccessioning a book. Then she turned, walked back to the coffin, and lifted the heavy lid.

    She placed the photograph inside. The sound of the silver frame clattering against the bare pine floor of the box was a gunshot in the silent room.

    A look of confused horror began to dawn on Robert’s face. “Mother? What are you doing?”

    Eleanor didn’t answer. She was already moving again, a phantom on a final pilgrimage through her own home. She went to the piano and took the photo of Catherine, radiant in her cap and gown at her university graduation. She looked at the smiling young woman in the picture, a girl full of promise who had soured into this grasping, hollow creature before her. She placed it in the coffin next to her brother’s.

    Next came the photo of her first grandchild taking his first steps. Then a family portrait from a Christmas ten years prior, their smiles stretched thin over simmering resentments she now understood all too well. One by one, like a priestess performing a solemn rite, she stripped the walls and surfaces of their presence. Each photograph removed left behind a lighter rectangle on the wallpaper, a ghostly silhouette.

    The family stood frozen, paralyzed by a spectacle of emotional violence so profound they couldn’t process it. This wasn’t anger. It was an erasure.

    Finally, Eleanor moved to an old cedar chest tucked under a window. She opened it, the scent of lavender and mothballs filling the air. She pulled out a small, unassuming cardboard box. “I believe these are yours, as well,” she said, her voice a near whisper.

    She walked back to the coffin and tipped the contents in. A cascade of childhood relics tumbled out: faded home movie reels, letters written in clumsy crayon professing love, a lock of blonde hair from a first haircut, stick-figure drawings of their family. The tangible proof of their shared history, their entire childhood, was unceremoniously dumped into the pine box.

    Her work was done. The room, once a shrine to her family, was now a gallery of blank spaces and empty hooks. Eleanor placed her small, steady hands on the heavy lid of the coffin. The family watched, breathless, as she pushed.

    With a deep, resonant THUMP, the lid fell shut, sealing them inside.

    The party was over. The guests had long since fled, whispering their apologies and casting horrified glances back at the scene. Now, only Eleanor and her family remained, marooned in the wreckage. The coffin sat in the center of the room like a tombstone. The walls screamed with their absence.

    Finally, the spell of silence was broken. “Mother, please,” Catherine sobbed, her carefully constructed composure shattering into a million pieces. “This is insane. Stop this.”

    Robert, his face pale and slack with shock, took a stumbling step forward. “Okay, Mom, you’ve made your point. It was a stupid gift. A joke in poor taste. We’re sorry. Now, let’s open the box.”

    Eleanor simply looked at him, her expression as placid as a frozen lake. She was not ignoring them. One cannot ignore something that is no longer there.

    She calmly reached into her handbag and withdrew her phone. Her fingers, nimble and precise, dialed a number. “Hello?” she said, her voice crisp and business-like. “Yes, I’d like to schedule a disposal. I have a… large, unwanted wooden container. A gift, you could say. It needs to be removed at your earliest convenience.”

    That was the final blow. The reality of what she was doing—literally, methodically throwing them out of her life—crashed down upon them. The begging began in earnest. Apologies, justifications, weeping, accusations. Their words were a frantic, meaningless noise, the desperate buzzing of flies trapped under glass. They were not speaking to their mother anymore; they were ghosts pleading with the living.

    One week later, the coffin was gone. The living room was bathed in the gentle morning light, and the air felt different. It was lighter. Cleaner.

    Eleanor was on a small stepladder, a hammer in her hand. She was redecorating. On the wall where Robert’s wedding portrait once hung, she placed the beautiful, sun-faded photo of her and Arthur on their wedding day. She moved through the room, reclaiming her space, filling the ghostly voids not with new lies, but with old truths.

    Her parents, laughing on a porch swing. Her best friends from college, arms slung around each other. A picture of herself, alone, on a trip to Paris after Arthur had passed, a genuine, quiet smile on her face. She was curating a life of joy, of memories that warmed her, not burdened her.

    Her phone buzzed on the table. The screen lit up with Robert’s name. She looked at the screen, her expression neutral. She pressed the red icon. Decline. Then, with a few more taps, Block this caller. A moment later, a text message from Catherine appeared. She did not read it. She simply blocked her number as well.

    The house was quiet again. Eleanor settled into her wingback chair, which now faced the window overlooking her garden, not the center of the room where the coffin had been. She picked up her cup of tea, the warm porcelain a comfort in her hands.

    She looked at her newly decorated walls, a mosaic of love she had chosen, a history she had authored. The ghosts of her ungrateful children had been exorcised. She caught her own reflection in the dark glass of a curio cabinet—a woman, at eighty, who had finally, decisively, chosen to bury her past so that she could live, truly live, in peace.

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